life is the bubbles
Life is too short for shitty sex and bad relationships. So go find someone who fucks you right and treats you how you deserve to be treated.
October 22nd, 2014 / 583,069 notes


Sometimes body modification is just a way of telling yourself “this is still my house, I paint the walls and and I hang the art because I’m the one who owns it”

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October 22nd, 2014 - 125,006 notes


"God damn it!" i yell as i stub my toe on a table. suddenly from the sky, i hear god reply "okay". the floor splits open, revealing a pit to hell. god pushes the table down into the pit, and then it seals up. he actually did it. god damned it.

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October 22nd, 2014 - 149,216 notes


how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl

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October 22nd, 2014 - 417,259 notes

My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard


my son